Jamie Kennedy Experiment - the Complete First Season

Jamie: Hey everybody, I'm Jamie Kennedy, and welcome to the Jamie Kennedy Experiment! (Cheers and applause from the studio audience.) This is the show where Candid Camera meets Saturday Night Live. In this next bit, we have a guy who thinks he has a session with a real psychiatrist. What he doesn't know is that there are hidden cameras and that the psychiatrist (me) is a multiple personality and is crazier than he is. The experiment? -- How will he react? Let's watch...

(What follows is on the big screen. The studio audience watches:)

WP: (To Jamie.) Hi, I'm Williampinn. Sorry I'm late for my appointment.

Jamie: Hey, that's OK, William. Why don't you lie down on the couch and we'll get started.

WP: Thanks.

Jamie: So why are you here?

WP: Well, Doc, I have writer's block and have been having strange dreams about a seagull.

Jamie: A seagull? Well, that's perfectly normal; sometimes I fantasize that I'm seagull. (Jamie stands on his chair and flaps his arms.) CAAAAW! CAAAAW!

WP: Hey! Are you all right, man?! You be the doctor; I be the patient, OK?

Jamie: OK, you're right. (He takes out his Woody doll.) Ya know, sometimes patients have a hard time talking to me. Perhaps you would be more comfortable talking to my pal Woody. Say hi to William, Woody. (He speaks in a falsetto voice.) Hey there William. So you think you're a seagull? CAAAH! CAAAAAW!

WP: Please! Put the doll away! You're embarrassing me!

Woody: Hey William, did a seagull crap on you when you were a kid? Is that why you're seeing a shrink?

WP: No! Absolutely not! NOW PUT THAT STUPID DOLL AWAY!

Jamie: OK, OK! Just chill, dude! There, I put the scary doll away. Now tell me more about these dreams you've been having.

WP: Well...well..

Jamie: Common now, let it all out. Don't be shy.

WP: Well...I dreamed I was a woman named Regina.

Jamie: Hey, hey, it's OK; it is OK. All men have a feminine side-

WP: They do?

Jamie: Why sure! Inside my 170 pound frame there is a 300 pound black woman just waiting to get out. Her name is Virginia. (He speaks with a ghetto falsetto.) Uh huh, suga, You ain't got to be ashamed of who you are inside. I let Virginia do the talkin' and my bootay do the walkin'!

WP: You are one weird shrink. Can we get back to MY problems, please?

Virginia: Why sure, honey. Tell Virginia what your problems be.

WP: Well, as I said before, I'm suffering from writer's block and it scares me. It has always been my dream to be a writer or a singer.

(Jamie pretends to zone out. He then becomes the rap character Brad Gluckman.)

Brad: Hey, what up, dawg? I be a sanger too.

WP: What the hell?

Brad: I live a hard life in Malibu. Yo, dawg, I know what you be goin' through. Don't be hatin' when you could be celebratin'. Don't be partay killin' when you could be chillin'. I'm the Brad boy who's the bad boy commin' to you from Malibu without no doubt. Peace to you, bro. Brad boy out! (He blows in his cupped hands and makes rap sounds.) ---

WP: WILL YOU STOP THAT?! What kind of freakin' shrink are you?! I'm not taking anymore of this crap! I'm out of here!

Jamie: Sorry, dude. Hey don't leave.

WP: Why not?

Jamie: I have to tell you something-

WP: What? That I have been X'd? (Jamie looks surprised.) The joke's on you Jamie Kennedy. You're the one that's been X'd.

Jamie: What? No way...you got me?

WP: Yesss! You see, I am not really a psychiatry patient. I am a reviewer from epinions.com, and I am reviewing The Complete First Season of The Jamie Kennedy Experiment.

Jamie: Ahhhhh, man! I can't believe you got ME!

WP: Well of course I got YOU. I'm the one writing this. Anyway, I want to thank you (even though we never met and I'm just making up this dialog) for unwittingly demonstrating what your show is about and some of the different characters you play.

Jamie: You're welcome. Jeeez! I still can't believe that I'm the one who's been X'd.

WP: For those who are unfamiliar with the show, the term X'd applies to the mark (the one whom the joke is being played on). I just want to express further that I think your show is one of the funniest shows ever to hit television.

Jamie: Why thanks, dude.

WP: I love all the different disguises and characters you use to confound the marks. My absolute favorite bit is where you pretend to be a guy who has had jaw surgery and your mouth is wired open. Can you do a little of that for us? I want my readers to see.

Jamie: Sure. (Jamie places a wire mesh apparatus in his mouth, and pours two glasses of wine.) Haow dat? Hood ooh cah fah thom ine?

WP: Hahahaha! Oh, you look and sound hysterical! Yes...hahaha...I'll have some wine. Oh look, readers, he's pouring the wine down his gullet and it's spilling all over his expensive tux. Hahahahahaha! Hehehehehehehehehe! Stop, Jamie! You're killing me! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

This first season, three disc collection includes 17 episodes and commentary by Jamie Kennedy. There is also behind-the-scenes footage as well.

Enjoy! Hahahahahahahaha!

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Jamie Kennedy Experiment - the Complete Second Season

WP: O-K...so I watched the 18 or so half-hour shows, the one-hour specials, the outtakes and commentary of The Jamie Kennedy Experiment-The Complete Second Season DVDs.

Let me tell you. The second season is nothing like the first season. The first season wasn't half bad, but the second season is dumber and more incredulous than Paris Hilton appearing in a G-rated movie.

I could not believe how worn-out and stale Jamie's characters have become. They are more worn-out than Paris Hilton's carpet, or her kitchen table, or her counter tops.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the show, it is like Candid Camera on crack. Instead of the engaging, charming and classy Allen Funt, we have the rat-faced Jamie Kennedy. He's that actor/comedian whose rat face appeared in way too many Scream movies.

In one sequence, Jamie plays an obnoxious grocery clerk who removes the shrink wrap from a customer's steak and fondles it, sniffs it, then coughs on it. Am I supposed to laugh at that? Someone forgot to send me the memo. That was one of the most disgusting, unprofessional displays I have ever seen!

Needless to say, the customer refused to purchase the steak. Can you blame her? That's not the worst part, though. The rat boy then has the unmitigated gall to tell that poor bewildered woman that she has been X'd. Ha, ha, that's so funny I forgot to laugh and puke at the same time!

In another sequence, rat boy plays a fake tour guide who takes some unsuspecting decent folks on a boat tour of the Florida everglades. A stunt man (who is part of the scam) falls into the river and is attacked by a fake alligator. However, the poor folks in the boat think it is all real. Ha, ha, very funny! Man gets his limb snipped by alligator...story at eleven!

Additionally, the rat boy has way too many sequences where he plays this incompetent parking attendant. He plays a character of a certain nationality (with a ridiculous fake accent I might add) who wears a white jump suit. I loath the fact that the character promotes stereotypes! By playing that character he has done a disservice to all people who wear white jump suits!

Then, of course-

Jamie: Hey dude! Why are you slamming my show? Did someone pee in your Cheerios?

WP: Your show sucks, man!

Jamie: NO, YOU SUCK!

WP: Ha! That rapper character...what's his name again?

Jamie: Brad Gluckman! He's cool and YOU SUCK!

WP: Well, he may have been cool the first season, but now he's not only a worn-out, wannabe rapper from Malibu, you gotta play clips from season one of him all throughout season two! If I want to watch those clips again, I'll rent the season one DVD you MORON!

Jamie: Who are you calling a moron, Cheerio breath?!

WP: Sorry, man, I meant no offense. Moron is a pet name where I come from. Anyway, what's up with the old waiter character you play who drives around the restaurant with a wheelchair scooter, and bangs into tables and chairs?

Or the blind guy you play whose sexy wife hits on the unsuspecting marks? Now you have to admit that is pretty tacky!

Jamie: It isn't tacky, man!

WP: Yes it is! You suck!

Jamie: NO, YOU SUCK!!! YOU-

WP: Jamie, calm down. I have to tell you something-

Jamie: What? Oh....NO!

WP: That's right. You've been X'd!

Jamie: I can't believe you got me again!

WP: And, all you readers out there have been X'd also. I absolutely LOVED season two of The Jamie Kennedy Experiment. It was one of the funniest shows on TV! All of the sequences I mentioned earlier had me in stitches! Plus, this four DVD set contains a lot more DROP-DEAD FUNNY STUFF-FIVE STARS!

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